I figured out that if I turn on generate support material, it's able to slice the model. It doesn't appear to actually insert any support material (and I don't want any), so in this case it's an acceptable workaround.
Thanks for your factory file and for the many different reports of this issue. Our support team was able to reproduce this error internally and they'll document it thoroughly for our development team to dig into.
Again, many thanks for your help finding this issue!
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